From the mouths of babes...

Hello Nuts,

Today I took my eight-year-old granddaughter out for nine holes. Her name is Donovan Delaney Klimko, she is Nut #5000 and she LOVES GOLF!

Every Wednesday and Saturday she is in a kids clinic at Dragon Ridge Country Club. I really admire the teaching staff at Dragon Ridge, I'm not sure I'd have the patience to work with so many small children. I am always surprised when no one gets maimed during the sessions.

When Donovan was finished, she rode with me while I played a quick 9. She's a terrific caddie and so respectful. Everything was, "Yes, Mr. Donovan" or "Whatever you say, Mr. Head Nut." A real pleasure.

Now here's where things get a little dicey. On the second hole we played through a foursome. Sweet, little Donovan waited in the golf cart while I climbed up to the tee and hit my shot. After thanking two of the guys on the tee who let us play through, I walked down the hill towards the cart. As I got close, I saw that Donovan seemed to be having a nice talk with one of the other players. When she saw me coming down the hill, she shouted out;"Papa, don't I drink Corona and smoke cigars?" BUSTED!

We're ALL Nuts!

Head Nut #0001

ps; When Grandma reads this I'll be in the guest room for a few nights so I hope it makes you chuckle!